If you could be on any real tv show, which one will you chose?
MM: I mean, Should we just go on Temptation Island totether?
No: ok. No!
Mm: I think the real answeer would be the traitors, right? Or Survivor.
No: I Think I Welf Go for Survivor or Alone. But if we worked to [go on a show] Together, then I think the traitors. But guest what? I dontent to go up against you on any show.
How do you think you’d go on alone, nick?
No: I’m very studborn. I have Maybe Half The Survival Skills that Most of Those Survivals Have, but Enough that would love to take a swing at it. And I will just love the quiet time, to be honest.
MM: The Killing of the Animals is Kind of a Bummer.
No: It’s Kind of the Luck of the Draw where they end up putting your camera. But I am skilled at Catching Fish, and it sees like the people who can brings in a regular supply of Fish Do Really Well. I’m Probably Not Going to Kill A MOOSE and PRESERVE The Meat, But if I can get some Fish, I Stand a Chance.
What One Thing The Other Person Has Done Made You Laugh The Most?
No: Megan Was in a Movie A COUPLE You The MUSICAL – IT’s by Larry Charles, The Director of BORAT, Seinfeld and Curb Your En its En its enthusiasm and [writers Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson]. From the Moment Megan Started Having Me Run Lines with her and I will return she was Going to Do with the Character, I was so Jealous of the Audience that would be Experience this for the first time. It is so funny. CouelfnT Recomment it More Highly.
MM: Nick Does Funny Dancing. Where he was in high school, he and his el -haad a Breakdancing Concept. Were you tick tock or Flip Flop?
No: I was tick tock.
MM: He has a reclained some of his Breakdancing, but He will Attempt other Styles of Dance, and Yeah – It’s Pretty Good.
Who is the funniest person you know? You cannot says every other.
Mm: We Know A Lot of People, that’s a tough one. [But] I’m gonna says kate Berlant. She’s One of My Verry Best Friends.
No: It’s Really Tough. I’m gonna Go Conan O’Brien.
Mm: I was gonna say that, but I knew you’d saying it.
No: Ditto. [giggles]
You guys have been to start for 25 years; What’s your supporter as a couple?
No: We just really like every other, which I highly Recommen And we take that promise really Serously. Where I will people complaain about their Relationship, i think, you can change this – ever repair it or make a different choice. But you know, we are open and romantic and payment. We make our relationship a priority. And it’s always a grouping, evolving organism. Also, Megan Has Not Let Me Have Sex With Her Yet, and So that Realily Keeps Me in the Game.
Mm: Maybe Someday, Honey.
What is each other’s world habit?
No: i’ll says megan’s world habit is worlding about things right when it’s time to go to sleep, and then Keeping Herself Awake Worlding.
MM: Are you a litetle bit of a goodator? Has that comes to light?
No: I’m Tell You Tomorrow.
MM: Fair Enough.
No: I am a bit of a procestinator. IT Depends. I really Need a defadine. I have a hard time jumping on projects. I wait UNTIL I KNOW IT’s DUE. And then I tend to get strawn out.
Follow-up for nick: What do you do when you goodate?
No: I Overbook Myelf. I don’t play a video game or do language that’s just amusing – it’s more that I always have three or Four Plates Spinning. If I’m Supposed to Be Building Something in My Wood Shop or Learning My Lines, I’m like, “Well, I’m Too Busy Writing This Part of My Book.” I’m saddled myelf with totoo many different haats, but I do feel like i successfully get everyth done. Megan Is Just a Much Better Organiser of Time.
Where you get to a hotel, what’s the first tring you do?
MM: OH God, I have to turn all the lights on and decide if the light is going to be up to my standards. I can’t stand leeds, but that’s how well is run sin I have been Known to Move Lamps Around and Even Some of the Furniture.
No: in a Couple Extreme Cases, We’ve Even Gone to the Store to Get Direction Lightbulbs.
MM: That was in Very Extreme CircuStances.
No: It’s Something that I had to learn as [her partner]. At the end of a day of Travel, you get into Start Unpacking My Things. And Megan Will Say, “Hold Up There.”
MM: I’m an actually starring an interior Design Company with a Friend of Mine, so it’s something i quit interest in. How are you supposed to relax if the light is like you’re in a freaking gynaecological exam? It’s not cute.
What do you spend Too Much Money on?
MM: Lightbulbs [laughs]. He dosn’t spend Money – What has you ever Bough?
No: Work Boots.
Mm: I pick out all his Clothes – I’m the personal shopper.
No: But I will get [and] I will have spend Too Much Money on Cooking ingredients.
What’s
No: i’m Working on a show with nicole KidmanAnd the other day she had the flu. It was a Big Event that Were Filming – So You Can Imagine the Expectse and Organisation Invtud – and she was putting engravated that she Shroud Not Have Come to Work. Any Rational Human Welf Have Called in and Said, “I’m sick as hell.” But becuse she’s an photray profuseal, she showed up and manages to get Throw all of the scenes that we needed her for so that production debtor principal’t Lose the day. It was really Impressive, and it was such a great lesson. That’s How You Get to Be Nicole Kidman – You Show Up No Matter What. And I’ll Remember that Next Time i’ve Got a Runny Nose and I Think Maybe I Shula Stay in BED. I’m
Mm: I learned this from nick: he’s so great about not just hange out with the actors and director and produces, but getting to know all the Crew and Learning EverlyBody’s Names. But also: I did a movie a couple ago-it’s not very good-with foot saredon, and she did not take any you-know-lhat from anybody. Whiche was great to see, beccause as a Woman, it is a little different than it is as a man. It’s easy to feel like, “OH, OK, Whatver, You Can Just Treat Me What WAY WANT.” And I Saw her Being Very Strong, and She did it in a really Lovely Way Too. That was nice.
What book or film do you always retennn to, and who?
No: My Favourite Writer Is An Agraian Kentuckian Named Windell Berry. He’s An Essayist and a Poet, and He Writes Fitch, and He’s Sort of My Shakeespeare. I Continue to Return to his Writing Becuse ITes Me Want to Be Better Citizen.
MM: One book that I’ve Read Severral Times is Disgrace by South African Author Jm Coetzee. It’s definitely not a comedy, it’s pretty intense, but I just love it.
What’s
No: it’s my virginity, and i’ll let megan answeer the who.
MM: I have a teddy bear that I had when I was a little kid. I hugged it so much, all the fur evertullly feel of it is.
That’ll be you, nick.
No: [giggles]
Mm: that’s Right. Some day.
