The chief Culprit, if I’m honest, was the song.
A Manic Mish-Mash of Musical Styles, It Spr Up in The Verses, and Slored Download for the Choruses, with all the consengeance of a jelly in a heatwave.
That’s not to say it’s a back Piece of Writing.
Indeed, all of the uk’s 88 points Italy Even Gave us the top score of 12. Grazie Mille!
They’ll Have Recography All Michael’s freedom ’90.
The Lyrics Witty, Too. Reminiscent of Katy Perry’s Last Fri Night (TGIF), or if I was a bell from guys and dolls, it was all about the Drunken Mistakes You Make While Tying to Get Over An Ex.
“Broke a Heel, Lost My Keys, Scraped My Knee / when I Fell from the Chandelier.“
In Three Short Minutes, The Trio Rattled Of Half A Dozen Memoraable Hooks, All Imbted with the Unbreakable Bond of their Friendship.
But as Seasoned Eurovision Watcher Jonathan Vertrey Noted, The Song Was Simply Too Busy.
“IT’s Hard to Latch on to Exactly What They He wrote on the wiwibloggs Fansite Last Month.,, External.
“Although i’ve been to set off into the entry overtime, and now applyciac Theatricality of it all, first Impressions Matter at Eurovision.”
That’s An An OPINION I will But Still, I Had Hope.
