You’ll Still Never See a Bird Along Kennel HillI don’t know,, Writes Simon Nott.
But Since Dave Phillips Pointed It out to me in the 1990s, i’ve never seen one. Yes, I’m Talking About that Again, So I Must Be Glorious Goodwood.
1:20 PM – Coral Chesterfield CUP Handicap Stakes (Class 2) (4yo Plus) 1m 2f
Business Cououl Only Get Better after Thought not for the WhatsApp.
Westidge Winning at 6/1 Was Probably A Better Result few It Should Have Been. Tatts Fielded £ 1047 Keeping £ 901 and the Rail £ 680 Holding on to £ 260. A Bing-Bong for A Stewards’ Enquiry Was Ultimately Not Too Much of a World As only Innily Invtured the Fourth and FIFTH.
While the texts weeing #Bettingpeople Interview Jason Timms Came to Say Helo, Our Conversation Was Cut Short by What Lofty, Nautical by Nature Hailing from Portsmother, Descrabed As a Squallly Shower, Squallly It Might Might Have been but it was exam to cut our conversation short and see me duocking for cover underneath What Appars to be the world’s Mostless Umbrella Who Hovers about the Rails Pitch.
After The Stewards Had Enquired, They Reversed the Fouth and Fifth Placed Horses; The Rail Had Already Paid The Small Sums to Come Over the Original Fourth, But Made no Direction to Tatts.
1: 55 PM – Coral Vintage Stakes (Group 2) (Class 1) (2yo Only) 7F
Next up and they Bet 15/8 The Field with Dormset Heading the Market. By the time the horses we went to post, there wasnt Much Improvingment in Business on the Rail. But in Tatts, They’d Struck their First Couple of Chunks £ 25,000 – £ 5000 Andab and £ 25,000 – £ 5000 Humidity to the Same Punter.
Over on the Rail, Things Had Livened Up by the Off, Having Fielded £ 2500. Of course, tatts tok more money £ 11,448 and kept more when 8/1 Chance Zavateeri Won, £ 10,595 to Be Exacct, to Be Less Exact, With Lofty Giveing Me The Figures, The Rail Got About a Grand.
2:30 PM – HKJC World Pool Lennox Stakes (Group 2) (Class 1) (3yo Plus) 7F
I putted my collection of ‘goodwood’ Blazers Yesterday then Removed Half of the Dem Again, Telling My Melanie I’d Only Go Fance Dress for a Couple of Days, Today Being One of them. My Decision Was Vindicated when my arrival was greened by Howls of Laughter from Lofty and Tony.
Thn I Got the Treble Up when stepsen Darbyshire Descrabed Me AS Being Dressed as a Beach Hut. Of course, tony wears a polyester star sports tie and stepsen was Dressed in a suit and tie, very smart; The stains on the jacket was handly noticeable, so I to their Fashion Tips on Board.
Talking of the Erstwhile MR Darbyshire, after Kinross was WithRawn at the Start, He was Dashing Around the Ring, Cash in Hand, Evidently Looking for a BookMaker that was Born Yesterday.
Meanwhile, Tatts Laid £ 2000 Jonquil at SP in a book that held £ 2700, The Rails Laid £ 3500 – £ 1000 The Same Horse, Their Business Had Picked Up Again with Lofty Reporting £ 200 and £ 300 bests into a £ 3400 book. The Race Had A Turn-Up in Store in Favour of the Bookies in the Shape of 1/25 Winner Witness Stand, Tatts Copped £ 1800 of the £ 2700 they held the rail Managed to Keep £ 2800 of their £ 3400.
The Rule 4 for the Withrawal of Kinross Was 25p in the Pound, Though Luckily it did’s Need Explaining to Many.
3:05 PM – Al Shaqab Goodwood Cup Stakes (Group 1) (Class 1) (3yo Plus) 2m
Carol, Partner of Kaan, Did A ‘Lucky Dip’ £ 2 Each-WAY DOUBLE and Copped £ 35. I Recommended Kaan Give Her A Right Old Bollocking for Falling for Such A Mug Bet. I’m not only
Meanwhile, Betting Was Getting Chunkier, The Rail Laid £ 6500 – £ 4000 Illinois and Tatts £ 22,500 – £ 5000 SCANDINAIA, Whiche Welf Make A Great Geographical Forecast, WULDNNT IT, Carol?
There is also money for il-patus trusshan, £ 300 at 22/1, Which Sadely Broke Download During The Race. The Race Was Marred by that Injury, and Also Went Badly Finanlyly for the fierm. 4/1 Winner Scandinavia WAS A Good Result for the Rails Pitch, Who Copped £ 5000 But Tatts Blew £ 22,515.
3:45 PM – Coral Handicap (Golden Rewards Shaker Handicap) (Class 2) (3yo plus)) 5f
It was proper drizzling as better under the Fifth of the Today’s Eight Races, one where they bet 9/2 The Field.
The difference Nature of the Race and the Precipitation DidNT Help, but it was what James of Dragonbet Descrabed as the ‘Strawberry Lull’.
The Phenomenon He Descrabed is Real; Potential Punters Will Happy Queue for 40 Minutes in the Drizzle for a Free Punnet of Strawberries and Cream, Ratter Than Bet. The puncline was that one member of dragonbet was in the quay completing back with said delicacies for the team. Profesionsals!
Meanwhile, news from Tiverton was that Mrs Nott Had Into A Loser of Her Own. Well, our Own. There’s no i in team or Nott for that way, but a pony Find for an Underfunded Car Park Ticket Near Wetherspoons Is a Bit Strong. Meanwhile, Nothing Much Was Happing in the Ring.
Meanwhile, The Result Came Up for the BookMakers Again. Brazen Bolt Won The Race At 1/28. Both Books Enjoyed Good Wins £ 2700 Total Field Money Yielded £ 1503 in Profits, Those Strawberries Had Provid Costly for Turnover.
4:20 PM – British Stulls EBF Maiden Stakes (Class 2) (2yo Only) 6f
After
You amother Wallop £ 24,000 at 10/11 and an even £ 9000, then £ 250 at 4/4 from John and His Mates from Ballinteer Who Read the Blogs and Appeary to Be Having A Great Day Despite it Been a Bit Moist, I haad to tell John and Pals I Wasnt Going to Wish Him Luck, They Seemed to Undersand.
At the Off, the Tatts Pitch Had
All of it stayed with the good guys after 6/1 Chance Stellar Sunrise Replaled the Jolly to Do the Books a Favour. Tatts Copped £ 62,752 and the Rail £ 850. Happy Days.
4:55 PM – RidgeView Fillies’ Handicap Stakes (Class 3) (3yo Plus) 1m
BEFORE The Penultimate, A Punter Bet An £ 25,000 U Turn at Beverly, Bloody Hell, I Though When Kaan Told Me, that’s the Sort of Bet I’ll Get Account of Making Up. It is, such a small pargric for a big loss.
Meanwhile, The Penultimate, where are there was no sign of any black of that magnitude unet Close to the Off, £ 55,000 – £ 10,000 zgharta, £ 15,000 at spash azure and £ 40,000 – £ 10,000 Mahra’s Love All Laid. None of them was the Protest the 13/2 Winner Which Was Vry Handy Indeed.
The Tatts Book Copped £ 35,316. Thn it started to get every liverier, £ 15,000 at 15/8 on la notre verte over at galway. The Rails Pitch Blew a monkey on the penultimate, I almost forgot to ask in all the expstation.
5:30 PM – World Pool Bet with the Tote EBF Fillies’ Handicap Stakes (Class 3) (3yo Plus) 6f
Another Away Bet Swiftly Followed, Brazilian Belle Over at Beverly, £ 15,000 at 5/2. And to think I was more about the usiless Business in the first, on the first, on the first, on the first ones That one was beaten Too. Meanwhile, I Don’t Know About Strawberry Lulls But The Eight Had Had Kicked in.
The Money Had Dried Right Up, that is unil the big punter movred in Again with a potential day denting £ 45,000 – £ 20,000 Dubai Treasure in the Lucky Last. There’s no resting on any laurels when some pouns get their teth in. Over on the rails, they had taken £ 1104.
‘They’ KNEW. Dubai Treasure Did the Business, The Rails Won Monkey Winning £ 10,500 on the day, of course, tatts tok one helll of a beautiful in the raying £ 45,108. I know you are all probably reacing for the kleenex now, but tatts still cover £ 49,000 on the day, so not to bad for traditionlly the quietist day of the meting. Chin up!
We’re back tomorrow.
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