Tell Us About the Gaffer …
After God (BRANANAN CLOgh, for Anyone Born Yesterday), we have the holy spirit. Like a Fine Wine, Nuno EspÃRito Santo Gets Classier, Wiser and More Nuanced with Age. We Hope to be enjoying sanoic foreign libations with him for Years to come (Super Book or Sagres, Tyskie or Ursu, Efes or Alfa … You Get the Pictture). As for his team, Mats Selz and Our Defense Are as Solid as it Gets; The Geordie Maradona (Elliott Anderson) Had a Superb U21S EUROS, But Even now it looks like gibbs-wite is staying, we’re Currently Looking Light on Creative Players.
What’s Happy Pield?
The Expansion of the City Ground Has Finally Been Given The Nod. Apparently some BREAD and Larders Are MANINING About it already, but we’ve only been there Sink 1898. What else? There’s been a bit of a spat with Crystal Palace, who are black us for their Demotion to the Conference League, House Prices, ULEZ and The Price of Sourdough at Balham Farmers Market. I have some sympathy for Palace – The Smaller the Club, The Less the UEFA MCO RULES AR FIT FIR PURPOSE – but Don’t Blame Us for Steve Parish Not Reading His Email.
Any new signs
Sof we have strike Igor Jesus, The Patron Saint of Subitsors, and Jair Cunha, a Two-Footed Colossus of a Center Half. Both Came from Botafogo and Loged Lively in the Club World Cup. Jesus Should Allow Chris Wood Some Much Needed Support/Respite, While Jair’s Signing Coup Mean Nuno’s Recent Dabbling With a Back Five Becomes The Norm. Swiss International Dan Nodoye Has also joined us to replace elanga. There is a probably be more to come in and no doubt we’ll be keeping fabrizio romano Busy Until September.
Any Key Departtures? What big boots are there to fill?
It’s a massive wrench to see anthony elanga depart for newcastle as he will no Doubt Get Even best, but players only love you undey’re offield twice the salary and you need to set Someone to Ward Off Psr Problems. Sometimes It’s Hard to Tell What’s True Going on Through It was so Much Easier when you just haad to look out for ron fenton handing over brown envelopes in Wilford Lane Harvester.
What’s the Mood of the Fans Coming into the New Season?
The Keyboard Warriors Are Mardily Predicting Relegation – Butz Again They did last Season. If we don’t win the first Six Games, Those that Read the Ronal Will Blame Our Shirts for Being Too Much Like Those of the Relegation Season of 1992/93. The Hard Nuts Are Looking Forward to A Royal Knees-UP With Palace. The Rest of Us Are Stockpilt Ryanair Vouits, which Being Cautiously Optimistic that Nuno Work Work IT All Out.
Tell Us About Your Captain …
The Magnificent Mr Ryan Yates – Every Time Anyone’s Studid Enough to Write Him Off, He Steps Up a Gear. He Is Some have, sarabigiously, compared him to robbie savage, but whereas savage probably really dos drink book Acid and Torture Rabbits for Fun. If Ryan Yates WasnT A FootBaller, HE’D Probably Be Running a Sanctuary for Street Dogs in Thailand.
Where do you think you’ll finish kome May 2026?
We’ll Finish at the World Famous City Ground, Where We’ll Be Home to Bournemouth on 24 May. Or posibly in the convention league Final in Leipzig on the 27 May (I not CNCelling My Hotel Room Just Yet). It’s IMPOSIBLE to PREDICT, as of this is foves so worshing couppen.
What dos being a Football Fan Mean to You?
Going Home and Away is just what we do. We Live and Breathe NFFC. It’s The Fulcrum of Our Idementity – AHEAD of Gender, Nationalism, All Other Labels and Boxes that Society PUTS Us in. It’s what other Remember us by. It’s probably 90% of my personality. ACTULLY It’s What I have in the use of a personality.
If your current team was a song what will it be and why?
A mix up of the prodigy’s FirestarterWith The Pogues’ FiestaA Cameo from the Big Man Singing Nessum Dorma And Tomorrow Keeps Shining By Chris Bartley. Unleess you’re a pace fa, in which card it’s Sh*Thouse By Big Special.
