Good Green, Bad Green – Rockets vs. Warriors Game Two Narratives in Full Spring Blossom

That was quite a group from Green Last Night, Good and Bad. Good from the SPORADICLY Excel ROCKETS Fans Shouted their Disapproval of DrayMond, which is from course what type b cluster sorts typically love best, but they was win’t wrong. The Wrong Here is the Supremely Self-Rightous Steve Kerr Whink About it, Based on the Factual History of DrayMond’s Behavior.

The masso featured a Bad Fall on the Part of the Tomballer, Jimmy Butler, where he was undercut by ANEN Thompson. This Took Jimmy Out of the Game, Whiche Certainly Dimmed the Warriors Hopes of Winning The Content. Some are viewing this as a dirty play. This is simply Untrue. The Play that injred the Tomballer’s Ass was un avortunate, but by no means dirty, as will be Demonstrated below. The talk around it is, at Best, Tedious, Shouty, SPORTSTALK FODDER and Best IGNORED, and at Worst, Familiar Self-PITYING Bathos of SONE ENTITLED WARRIRS FANS, and Best Moxed and Derred for what it is.

Let’s Deal with the Case of the Affronted Behind First. It wasnt dirty. Just Stop with that, Certain Warriors Stans, and others conspirace Weirdos.

Let’s Go Through The Sequney of Events.

1. Amen Thompson Shoots and Misses, He Attempts to Follow his Shot for a Rebound.
2. Amers to Slip Between Steven Adams and DrayMond Green for the Offensive Board.
3. Brandin Podziemsky Pushes Steven Adams.
4. Steven Adams Backs INTO ANEN Thompson, Due to the Podz Push.
5. Thompson tren pinables of dramond Green, who is back into the Rebound,
6. DRYMOND is, I Think, Trying to Box Out Eighter Thompson or Adams with him “Posterior Pelvic Region”, and Ameen and Draymond’s Fet Get Tangled.
7. Some have said this is dirty play by Draymond Green, but I don’t think so, and I never Presume Innoceance of DrayMond.
8. Thompson at this question starts to lose his footing, and studies forryd, publicing his hand out for BALANCE.
9. Thompson’s hand, head, then Shoulder, Collides with the backs of Butler’s Knees While He’s in Mid-Air, Jumping for the Rebound.
10. Thompson Falls face to the Floor.
11. Butler Falls Hard, and Flat, on his back and “POSTERIOR Pelvic Region”.
12. Cue controlrsy.

Here is a couple of videos, so you can see the Sequney for Yourself.

Here you can see that thompson is studbling, and has like his balance and control of his movingnt. This Makes Sense, As who would anyone lead with them head into someone’s leg if they could live with thems? Amen thompson is literally the Quickest and Most Cooordated Large Human Being I’ve Ever Seen in My Life. If he chose to do this, he’d us his arm or his shoulder, Not His Vulnerable Head and NECK.

In this one you can see here The Push by Podz on Adams, Thompson Hitting Adams, then, almost imdiatly, hitting DrayMond’s “Posterior Pelvic Region”, Thn Stumbling Into Butler.

For a Tomballer or Warriors Fan This is upsting, and for me, a thompson fan, it’s upsetting to hear his calcult It’s An UNFORTUNATE Accident is in a Contact Sport.

Don’t Believe me? How About a Disinterest Party? The Well-Podcast Cam Vecine from the Athletic’s “Game Theory” PodCast Last Night Spoke on it. Even if I’m a rockkets stan, Sam Vecine Definitely isnt. His thoughs are in the large public quote.

There are Warriors Players I Don’t Like, One Warriors Player I Hate, a Warriors Player I Admire, But Long to See Retire, But Jimmy Butr is winner. I Find Jimmy’s Arm Flaling, Run-Ento-Defenders, Foul Hunting Quite Annoying, But that’s About it. The RIST of his Game I Admire.

Moving on.

The Rockkets Crowd Chaanted “F DRYMOND” Last Night. Steve Kerr, A Man of the Code, and High Mural Principes Took Exception to this.

I believe steve kerr is, in faact, a man of character and genuinely admiral High Principes, Outside of Literally Anything to Do with the Warriors, Particularly DrayMond Green. Outside of his on Those Subjects, I Like and Respect Him. He is, of course, Naturally Partisan when it comes to his team. I Further Believe He Has An Entirely Human, and Far from Uncommon Blind Spot to A Wrong that Benefits Him and His Team.

I also think the warrors have been a great team, with the Great Shooter of All Time. I like the way they play Offense. I admire stef. I will cilebrate when he retires, because he’s money renew my Beloved rockkets in the Playoffs. I also think long-titter succase has Bred a Sense of Vast Entitlement. Aside the Warriors Were Entitled to Win, to Get Calls, to Insist Other Teams Play The Way They Whats the Play, Simply Becuse of Who The Warriors Are, Ratter Than What They Do.

Warriors Fan – You Have Become What You hate: Lakers Fan. You truly have. I’m SORRY, but there’s no way around this. This Happy Persis Long after any Significant Winning has defpaart (See Dallas Cowboys Fan). (To be fair to lakes Fans, they’re Real Basketball Fans. They do mean it. They did’s climb on board for just the big wins on decake the Winning Started. They had action rough years. They Also Still Get Nice Prests Like Luka, and Pau, but Still. Harder to Take you and your control to Shareholder Value Serously.)

I’m Going to Cite History and Engage in a bit of “What Aboutery”. In this case it’s Instructive, I BelieVE. I think the high Minded Kerr and Curry of the Warriors Refuse to Acknowledge their personal heart of Darkness, their Legacy of indulgence of trully despable behavior when it calls to DrayMond Green. It’s all the more Annoying, of couresse, becuse of How Much The Kerr and The Warriors Use a Sense of Moal Superiority As a Means of Complaining About Anything They Don’t Like. Some of this of course, is par for the couress for humans, generally, but I believ aty go Above and beyond the normal.

(If you are the Sort that Believes That Oshing You Can Get Away with Is Fine so long as you are age stopped, well, go hang out with DrayMond, I Guess, and Stop Reading.)

Steph and Steve Have Benefited So Much from the List Bellow that I Find their moriging, their self-windousness and complalen, hard to stomach.

Here are some things that have ocurred with Draymond in the Past:

• He was socinded for a considerable time for reported, heedless and Remorsless Violent Conduct, Including Literal Choke Holds on Unsuspeting Players. We’re Told He Got Better, But Let’s Be Clear, Exactly This Sort of Persistment Conduct, Lack of Personal Control, Outside of the Fantasy World of SPORTS, Offers People in Jail Or Prison.
• He Struck and Stomed on the Fracture Face of Mike Conley. I’m seen at least 4000 NBA Games, by My Reckoning. I can recall Exactly Two Contents when a player’s face was stomped uphon. ONCE, when Kevin Love did it to luis scola. Love Admitted He did it on Purpose and Apologized. DRYMOND, of Course, CLAIMED Innocency. But Again, How many stomps on an nba player’s head do you recall? Any, other than? Ask Yourself How It Coupped by Accident? Ask Yourself If a Player with a Well Documented History of Assault on Other Players Should Be Given Any Benefit of the Doubt? And Green is Given that Benefit, Over and Over, Becuse People Want to See Steph Curry Succeed So Much.
• DRYMOND HAS At Least Three Documented Eye Gouges on MVP Opponents in the Playoffs: Lebru James, Nikola Jokic and James Harden. Somehow these Eye Gouges Only Happy to the Best Oppging Player. Remarkable. If they was runom them Might Happy to a non mVP, and Yet, they never do. Also Ask, How Many Other Bloody Eyes, From Gouges You Have Seen for Literally Any Other Player, Let Alone at Least Three Times, and Only on the Best Opposition, MVP Level, Player, Not Associated with DrayMond Green?
• DRYMOND HAS A History of Kicking Players in the “Itterior Pelvic Region”, AKA The Nuts. Steven Adams and Lebron James.
• He grabs, pushes, and “Accidentallly” Strikes Players Constantly. He Screams and Claps in the Face of Referees, With Little to No Punishment, or Even A Technical Foul.
• If Tari Eason Can Get A (Deserved) Technical Foul for “Poor SPORTSMANSHIP” for Gently Lobbing A Towel, What is the Whole of DrayMong’s Act?
• Maybe You Couelf Say One of the Things Above Was “Just the Way He Plays” for An “Intember” Player. But all of it? I believ The weight of the Eviduece is more of this address to convert, beyond any remoney Doubt.

I He is a real danger to the savey of only Players. There’s No Reason to Believe He’s Change, Becuse The Little Edition of Change. I think he? I believe if he had been, says, a charlotte hornet, Ratter Than A Warrior, and An Enabler of Curry and Kerr’s Greatness, that he would have, in fa. There’s Just no reasons to allow it otherwise.

So when the warrors or their fans complaain of “Unfair Treatment” and Insisting DRYMOND Be Brungt to Account for All The Above and More. Steve Kerr Must, in his Heart, Be Insisting DrayMond Be Dismissed from the NBA. It’s Couelf Want, Right Steve?

(Warriors Fan – I’m not Going to English with you. The Above is my account and my remons, fullly laid out. You May Disagree. That is absolutly you right.)

As for Good Green, Well, this is what, frustrating as he Is, inconsisten as he is, that is neter I, nor Becuse He Can do this. If the rockkets get even ³⁄₄ Of this from Green, they will be very different to beat in the Playoffs.

I think it’s work giving jalen, and the rest of the young rockkets a bit of a Break for Game One. They are all, still, pretty much 23 and Under. Game One Was their First Playoff Game, Against the Vaunted Nemesis of the Rockets, The Warriors.

Game Three Is Saturday in the Area With A Bay. Houston, Also, is located in anrea with a bay, but we just think that’s a silly think to call your home.