Key events
That’s all for today. I’m off to meet my new flame Millings, so I’ll leave you with David Hytner’s match report. Thanks for your company and emails, goodnight.
Thomas Tuchel: ‘I didn’t like our attitude’
We’re not happy with the performance. The first 20-25 minutes is the only part that had the feeling it was a matter of time before we scored. But we lost the momentum and couldn’t get it back for the rest of the first half.
We got a little bit back in the first 15 minutes of the second half, and then ended up in a period that was by far not good enough. There was a lack of urgency, a lack of quality and a lack of energy.
It’s just what it is. We can admit that it’s not what we expect from ourselves and we need to do better.
[On Noni Madueke] He was maybe over the course of the match the most dangerous, the most active. I could feel his hunger and desire to [follow the plan]. Yeah, he was one of the few.
We had a good first 25 minutes, when we played to our plan, but we couldn’t keep it up. The energy, rhythm, the determination was not there any more; also there was a lack of quality in the details.
[What’s your message to the players?] It’s what I’ve said to you just now. I told them I was most worried in the last 20 minutes because I did not like the attitude with which we ended this game. It felt almost like [lets his shoulder sag like Kevin the Teenager when asked to do the washing-up], ‘We have to play it until the 93rd minute.’
It’s still a World Cup qualifier away from home. I didn’t like it at all. The players know all this because I said it in the dressing-room.
It’s also necessary to have a look in detail, watch the match again, and we will let them know tomorrow what we want from them.
Harry Kane (72 not out) reacts
It’s one of those. We can play better, it wasn’t our greatest performance, but we can learn from it. It’s very hot here, dry pitch, probably similar conditions to next year at the World Cup.
We had good spells but we couldn’t consistently have attack after attack. We take the three points and move on.
We probably weren’t good enough on the ball – we kept giving it away, which gave them confidence and energy. It is what it is.
[On Noni Madueke] He was a constant threat today and he got the assist as well. We need more of that – we’ve got amazing players and you need one v one quality in these games.
The June camp is never easy after a long season, but we got what we needed.
The ITV panel are being fairly critical of England. Karen Carney says they “looked in holiday mode”, Roy Keane thought their attitude after the goal “wasn’t great… it looked like they got bored”.
“Ten years ago I saw Cate Le Bon and Manic Street Preachers play a club in San Francisco,” writes Peter Oh. “I’m only sharing this to try to impress Matt Dony.”
I’m sure he’s with you now.
Noni Madueke was the biggest plus for England; he made Kane’s goal and was consistently dangerous. Morgan Rogers had his moments and Curtis Jones, nominally the right-back, played a brilliant pass in the build-up to the goal.
Full time: Andorra 0-1 England
England put the ‘win’ in ‘no-win situation’ thanks to Harry Kane’s second-half goal. It was a forgettable game – who was playing again – and rightly or wrongly England will be criticised for creating only a handful of chances against the world’s 173rd best team.
90+3 min England miss an excellent chance to make it 2-0 on the break, with Gordon missing an attempted volley from Gibbs-White’s cross and Madueke unable to score from a very tight angle.
90+1 min: England substitution Morgan Gibbs-White for Jude Bellingham.
90 min Just the three minutes of added time. England are almost home.
89 min England’s next game, a friendly against Senegal on Tuesday, should be a whole lot more entertaining. I think you can hear a few boos from the England fans on the TV, but really, this was always going to end somewhere 4-0 and 1-0. Games like this are a necessary evil.
87 min “Hello from the RCDE,” writes my colleague Philip Cornwall. “When it comes to par, I’m looking at yellow cards as well as goals, with nil being the aim for both. Steve McLaren’s side picked up three across town in 2007, Ashley Cole, Owen Hargreaves and Wayne Rooney. Capello got the two nils, but Southgate had Conor Coady, Jadon Sancho and John Stones booked when they actually played in Andorra.
“Goal difference is the first tie-breaker and then goals scored, rather than head-to-head, so adding another two or three could be handy down the road, though it would look like failure to need that route.”
86 min England are passing the ball around. If a second goal comes, great; if not, a win is a win is an oh lord have you seen those headlines.
85 min “To be clear, it’s a music festival of Welsh acts,” says Matt Dony. “Mainly singing in the Welsh language. Welsh music is actually in a really good place at the moment. I’m currently enjoying Adwaith (big up Carmarthen), and everyone should check out their recent album Solas. In football terms, I hope Madrid’s Trent plays well. I really do. I mean, I can’t say it doesn’t hurt, but I wish him well.”
You’ll be thrilled to hear this inadvertently patronising Englishman agrees with you on the health of Welsh music. Huw Stephens plays loads on 6Music; I really like Don Leisure’s newish album.
83 min: Andorra substitution Eric de Las Heras Izquierdo replaces a weary Joel Guillen Garcia.
82 min James hits Row K, the end.
81 min England have a free-kick 22 yards from goal, left of centre. Trent Alexander-Arnold and Reece James are over it…
80 min: Double substitution Declan Rice and Anthony Gordon replaces Morgan Rogers and Curtis Jones.
78 min “Silvio Dante was a huge pragmatist,” says Chris Sheppard. “He’d play with a false nine every single time.”
He wasn’t cut out for the top job anyway. The asthma!
Chance for Andorra
76 min Hello! The substitute Guillaume Lopez collects a flick 25 yards from goal, beats Burn’s lunging tackle and scurries straight into the penalty area. Konsa, the only defender between Lopez and the goal, moves across calmly to block Lopez’s. That’s really good defending, especially as he’s had so little to do for the first 75 minutes.
75 min: Andorra substitutions Jesus Rubio, with whom nobody messes, and Eric Vales replace Biel Borro and Pau Babot.
74 min If it finishes 1-0 there will be plenty of grumbling from the media and England supporters. In situations like this, as a neutral, I find it hard to look beyond the events of 28 March 2001.
No, not Scotland 4-0 San Marino, I’m talking about Ecuador 1-0 Brazil. It was a disgrace, a disaster, an unprecedented humiliation… and 15 months later it was a mere footnote in the story of Brazil’s fifth World Cup win.
Good save by Alvarez!
73 min After another good run from Madueke, Bellingham stands up a delicious cross that is headed towards goal by Eze. Alvarez leaps to push it over the bar, a pretty good stop.
70 min “A Mac Millings XI of best sports-related chat up lines would be quite something,” flutters Simon McMahon. “Doué come here often? Is that a Kanu in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me, that kind of thing.”
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69 min Bellingham wins another corner for England, their 11th, with a purposeful run down the right. Alexander-Arnold takes, Alvarez punches to the edge of the area and Eze’s shot through the crowd bounces well wide.
66 min “I agree with David Wall, I find it baffling that players don’t shoot more often from distance,” writes Kári Tulinius. “Even if the ball doesn’t go in, it makes the defense worry and step up, which creates space for the forwards to run into. It’s too predictable, when the attack is always aiming to shoot from ten yards out or less.”
Look, in the words of Silvio Dante, I’M JUST TELLING YOU HOW LONG-RANGE SHOOTING IS £$!*”! PERCEIVED!
(NB: Clip contains adult language, lots of adult language.)
66 min England’s attacking trio is now Eze on the left, Madueke on the right and Rogers at No10.
65 min: Double substitution for Andorra Guillaume Lopez and Christian Garcia Gonzalez replace ‘Cucu’ Fernandez and Aron Rodrigo Tapia.
64 min: Double substitution for England Eberechi Eze and Trent Alexander-Arnold replace Cole Palmer and Jordan Henderson.
62 min Madueke springs into action again. He moves into the area, chops away from a defender but shoots too close to Alvarez with his right foot. A decent effort at the end of another excellent run. His urgency and penetration have stood out all game.
61 min A mishit pass from Kane turns into a long-range lob that Alvarez saves under the crossbar. Comfortable enough.
60 min The lone striker Fernandez shoots over from 20 yards after a good run into the channel. He has embraced a very lonely role with gusto.
58 min The impressive Madueke spins behind his man, onto a lofted pass from Palmer, and slides another low ball that is claimed by the keeper Alvarez.
Madueke has been England’s best player so far.
58 min “Seeing as this game is making Celebrity Bridge of Lies with Ross Kemp on BBC 1 seem appealing, I need some clarification from Matt Dony (4.59pm),” says Simon McMahon. “Is he at a ‘Welsh music’ festival, or a ‘Welsh’ music festival? Is it Max Boyce or Manic Street Preachers headlining?”
56 min England look more relaxed since the goal, as you’d expect. Andorra have defended well but they score so few goals – three in the last 18 games – that the contest is almost certainly over.
54 min I’m trying to evaluate what a par score would be in this game. Three-nil? Four-nil?
51 min “A dollop of boos from England fans at half-time,” writes Alex W, who is at the RCDE Stadium in Barcelona. “Not angry, more grumpy and sleepy from 7,000 people who’ve been drinking from midday.
I wonder how long it will take England fans to work out that playing against a team in a low block with no intention of scoring is hard?
“It happens multiple times a year, everyone loses their marbles crying that Kane, Bellingham et al can’t hammer a poorly ranked team 10-0, and come tournament time it makes absolutely no difference at all. And yet, round and round the merry-go-round we go…”
Define madness for me. I dare you, I double-dare you.
Harry Kane has scored his 72nd goal for England. Jones (I think) shaped an outstanding ball behind the defence towards Kane, whose shot on the stretch was well saved by Alvarez. The loose ball ran to Madueke, who screwed it across the face of goal for Kane to slide in from a couple of yards.
GOAL! Andorra 0-1 England (Kane 50)
Happy days are here again.
47 min “I’ll ask you out,” writes Mac Millings, an opening gambit that just oozes enthusiasm. “As long as you pay for your own ticket to South Carolina. And pay for dinner. And drinks. And a room at a seedy motel. And whatever doctors nowadays prescribe for regret.”
46 min Peep peep! Andorra begin the second half. No changes, yet.
After 18 seconds Fernandez shoots across goal and well wide from the left edge of the area.
Half-time reading
You should see how many people asked me out this evening. But I wanted to be here, with you, covering Andorra v England.
Half time: Andorra 0-0 England
Bellingham’s flicked header is comfortably saved by Alvarez, the last action of an uneventful first half. Andorra have restricted England to four shots on target, three from distance, and only one really good chance.
Tohmas Tuchel won’t panic – he’s seen this storyline played out so many times before – but nor will he be full of the joys after England’s muted first half performance.
42 min “I never understand why professional players don’t shoot from distance more often,” says David Wall. “Most of them can probably put the ball in the top corner at will from around 20-25 yards. Of course when the opposition are closing down intensely there is more pressure when taking a shot but in a game like this, with a super-deep defensive line, it seems a better option than trying to work your way through a packed defence.”
I think it’s partly because of the increased use of data, which shows it is a relatively poor option. Not certain on that though. And, as you say, evaluating it as a strategy when you’re playing against a parked bus.
38 min Rogers beats two defenders with some dizzying footwork on the right side of the area, only for his cutback to be intercepted at the near post. Moments later Rogers over from 25 yards.
36 min An injury to an Andorra player allows everyone else to get a drink and, in England’s case, receive some instructions from Thomas Tuchel.
34 min Madueke lobs a return pass back towards Bellingham, who cuts across a sweet strike from 25 yards. It’s swerves straight into the loving embrace of Alvarez.
32 min Madueke, who has been England’s liveliest attacker to date, wanders over to the right, beats his man through sleight of hip and lifts a cross on the turn that hits a defender and leads to a VAR check for handball. Not exactly sure what happened but it was cleared pretty quickly.
31 min “This is going well,” says Brian Withington. “Particularly enjoying Cole Palmer’s corners – clearly a James Ward-Prowse tribute act in terms of the standardised outcome : reputation ratio.”
Please don’t talk to me about ratios, Brian, I had a cholesterol test yesterday.
30 min Rogers pushes the ball into the area for Kane, and Garcia comes across to make a strong tackle, one he celebrates like an Andorran Joelinton.
28 min Andorra are doing well defensively. They’re restricted England to two shots on target, seven overall. And right now they’re having their best spell of possession to date.
25 min An Andorra free-kick is cleared as far as Borra 30 yards out. He eyes immortality and finds Row K.
23 min James commits a needless on Fernandez, a small sign of England’s burgeoning frustration. I knew Tuchel should have included David Nugent in the squad.
Chance for Kane
19 min An early ball down the left releases Madueke, who gallops into the area and slides an inviting ball across the face. A slight – and brilliant – touch from the defender denies Kane an open goal, with the ball instead running towards Jones beyond the far post. His first touch is heavy and, though he does well to catch up with the ball and screw it back into the middle, Kane shoots wide of the near post. Replays show that Jones’ cutback was slightly behind Kane, hence the miss.
